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A Candle for Shit Shows
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A Candle for Shit ShowsWelcome to the shit show. It's poorly produced, but what would you expect? It only took us six shots of Fireball to get here. Tonight, I mean. The shit show of my life needs no lubricant. All I have to to is roll out of bed, avoid the mirror and slink off to my day job to count the hours until it's happy hour again. And look, it's almost noon already! See you at the bar. Fireball Shots Scented Fragrance: Red Hot Cinnamon
but it kinda helps when you don’t have to buy your grass from the sketchy high school D
Did Someone Say Jello Shots
The Damn Toilet Exploded
Just don’t tell Brent from HR
Used Up All My Sick Days at the Vet
what's today
Nobody's Perfect [Except Virgos] (Backwards Selfie Pencil)
I’m kidding
Even My Eraser Disappears on Me
Burn time: 60 hours
Ginger Ale
You were first
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