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A Candle for I'm Too Sexy

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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 18

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A Candle for I'm Too SexyToo sexy, baby. The truth hurts. At least for this less sexy than me candle. I mean, it's sexy and all, but not as sexy as moi. In fact, looking around, I'm a little too sexy for my surroundings, and I'm not just saying that because I'm sitting on a scratch and dent sofa from IKEA and staring at a box of stale Sugar Smacks and a stack of still frozen waffles. But I am watching Scooby Doo so that does sex it up a smidge. Sexy Syrup Scented Fragrance:

Left-Handed But Always Right

Black Ice Scented

Signed Up for Banjo Lessons

I Have to Finish This Netflix Series First

And Sundays

August 23rd - September 22nd

Fragrance: Mojito

Beloved pet

Tomato Leaf

accept defeat

Who Are You

And we're wearing matching dog bone jammies

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