Pencils for Procrastinators

Pencils for ProcrastinatorsTwo Weeks. Go ahead, ask me anything. Invariably, the answer will be two weeks. Wondering when Ill get my grades up? Two weeks. Get my grades up and start working out? Two weeks. Get my grades up, start working out, call my dad, visit my Nana in Florida, get married, buy a house, file for divorce, start my own business and run for office? Two weeks, pal. Two. Weeks. Pencils: I Always Work Better When it's Next Week Mindless Doodling Pencil I Have to

Oatmeal Milk & Honey

Here’s to another chance to find the answers to life’s questions at the bottom of a bottle

Sippy Cup Wine Scented

Four cities in six years

It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire

So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations

and “adequately-stocked” first aid kits

you reap what you sow

I'm the Okayest Mom Here

Who’s more maligned

This special candle comes with your own thoughts and prayers

You're simply the envy of parent pick-up