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Soap for Shit Shows

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Soap for Shit ShowsWelcome to the shit show. It's poorly produced, but what would you expect? It only took us six shots of Fireball to get here. Tonight, I mean. The shit show of my life needs no lubricant. All I have to to is roll out of bed, avoid the mirror and slink off to my day job to count the hours until it's happy hour again. And look, it's almost noon already! See you at the bar. Fireball Shots Scented Fragrance: Red Hot Cinnamon

Fragrance: Kumquat

Net Weight: 8 oz

We hear you

And when I screamed "leave me the F alone

And it’s not that you don’t love teaching

Mystery Meat on a Stick

I'm kidding

Used Up All My Sick Days at the Vet

She's the breadwinner around here and I'm a-ok with that

Methodical

Feel like you need something sinister to set the mood

People suck

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