DOH

DOHSize: 6x8 you tried your best and you failed miserably the lesson is never try just because i don't care doesn't mean i don't understand to alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems you don't win friends with salad shut up brain or i'll stab you with a q tip you used to be cool i can't promise i'll try but i'll try to try d'oh me? fail english? that's unpossible what's the point of going out we're just going to end up back home

no am i trying to be a better person

i'm not insulting you i'm describing you

outdream yourself you didn't come this far to only come this far flowers hanging roses floral

throwing sarcasm around like confetti

merry Christmas

margarita drink alcohol

this is halloween nice work bone daddy

nothing says i love you like i love you netflix & chill you'll do that ass tho

curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

pation anticipation

i eat raw cookie dough and occasionally run through sprinklers and don't wear a bathing cap and at christmas i've been known to put away more than one eggnog

what's the dumbest thing i've ever done