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Soap for The Middle Child
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Soap for The Middle ChildWho are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like youre in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child aint all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I havent even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Purple Haze Scented Fragrance: Muscadine
Light up your big sister's life with A Candle for Big Sisters
or the unmistakable stench of sadness
spoiled milk
Notes of tequila and lime
" in front of small children until that day I stepped on my first Lego from hell
Light up your life with A Candle for Little Sisters
I've got books
Turns out we need to sell a ton of these ’cuz the IRS is breathing down our necks… Scented candles are the fucking best
Enlightening
Coconut Scented
You're simply the envy of parent pick-up
that’s probably gonna be pretty often
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