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Pencils for Truth
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 15 - Jul 20
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Pencils for TruthI'm A Fake Vegan. Hey, wouldnt it be nice if people just told the truth every once in a while? I mean, nobody wants to hear that Susan thinks your baby is weird looking, but does she have to go on and on about how ADORABLE he is, only to snicker with the entire Human Resources department behind your back? Susan, Susan, Susan. Just wait til you have a baby. Pencils: I Secretly Eat Bacon I Don't Really Love Your Shoes I'm Never Truly Sober I Farted at
Smells like feeling joy and smiling like a loon
All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint
I should know
Just like a real fortune cookie
Fragrance: Absinthe
So hold your head high
Is this latte fair trade
And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here
icky vibes out there—not our fault
never mind
Notes of tobacco and vanilla
and naps that overlap into second naps
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