Pencils for First World Problems

Pencils for First World ProblemsAwwwww I hear you're having a bad day. First of all, your wifi sucks, so Shameless is totally lagging. Plus, its 95 outside but you're shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing, and now your gluten free muffin was the BEST gluten free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds. And we both know you said NO NUTS. Pencils: There's No Pamplemousse OMG, The Chipotle Line is Soooo Long IDK What to Bring

Peppermint

It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the garbage you go through just to do your job

and cicadas

Let Me Overthink That

I Just Realized I Don't Even Like Kids

with their spotless car seats

because we're pretty sure you don't want to wander around town smelling like wet fur and fish

The Chipotle Line is Soooo Long

please & thank you

Fragrance: Fresh Milk

but you know I swore off giving gifts years ago after Sue Ellen from high school forgot to publicly wish me a “Happy Birthday” on Facebook and destroyed my love of holidays forever

Just Really Into Looks