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Pencils for Writer's Block
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Pencils for Writer's BlockTired of Feeling Like a Bone Dry Hack? So the wordsmiths well has run dry? Try this pack of Writers Block pencils. If these pencils dont help you churn out regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire, Ill eat my hat. Its a fedora, by the way. Cool vampires wear fedoras now. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. Or in your book. Either way, youre gonna need these pencils ASAP. Even crap wont write itself. Pencils: Add a Vampire Regurgitated Ideas
Introverted
but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while he simultaneously kept his eyes on the tv the whole time
I Just Realized I Don't Even Like Kids
That Totally Reminds Me of Me
and frankly
Who Says Existential Dread Can't Be Fun
Spiritual Gangsta
I hear you're having a bad day
Cereal Killers Scented
You fucking kids and your fucking dirt bikes
Smells like I just didn't want to come
That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your vintage stuffed animal collection
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