Pencils for The Passive Aggressive

Pencils for The Passive AggressiveIt's Fine. I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which Im fine. Ill even laminate the cover if you need me to do that, too. I dont mind at all. If thats what you need to prove that Im fine, Ill do it. Heck, I might even make it a book, find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release, proving how fine I am. I mean if thats what you need. Ill do it. Pencils: That's So Nice for You Never Mind, It Wasn't that Important

I Guess You Want a Present Now

So kudos to you

Smells like someone's knocked up

June 21st - July 22nd

What Do You Think of Botox

Spiky Hair Styling Mousse Scented

Sweet Pastry

I’ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a “surprise” birthday cake and card everyone half-heartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll

Light up your night with the Gemini Sexy Zodiac Candle

Turns out we need to sell a ton of these ’cuz the IRS is breathing down our necks… Scented candles are the fucking best

Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up

I'm staying in